illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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  • mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

fragil3rec0very:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

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ouijaboarding:

Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

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plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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danieljlayton:

chomokh:

still the best thing to come out of Australia

The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry.

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perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

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wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

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ANONYMOUSLY (OR NOT) TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME

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sydbarrrett:

DO YOU EVER LOOK AT SOMEONE AND REALIZE THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS PERFECT THEIR EYES ARE PERFECT THEIR NOSE IS PERFECT THEIR MOUTH IS PERFECT THEIR HAIR IS PERFECT THEIR BUTT IS PERFECT THEIR NECK IS PERFECT THEIR HANDS ARE PERFECT THEIR FEET ARE PERFECT CONGRATULATIONS ON EVERY FUCKING THING

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  • Me: ur on tumblr?
  • Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.